SUPERMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY
Writer/Director: Axel Braun
Superman: Ryan Driller
Lois Lane: Andy San Dimas
Lex Luthor: Eric Masterson
Miss Teschmacher: Alexis Texas
General Zod: Ben English
Ursa: Zoe Voss
Jimmy Olsen: James Deen
Jor-El: Dale DaBone
Company: Vivid XXX Superheroes
I wanna get this out of the way right now – If you like seeing people
having sex, then you’ve probably watched an adult feature or two in
your day. If you haven’t, and you are offended by the mere thought that
people make a living getting it on for your pleasure, you better just
hit the Back Button and move on to something more interesting on this
site for which I have been allowed to share my thoughts. Though I have
seen millions of scenes and have connections to the industry (Hi Uncle
Phil!), the allure of naked skin on skin action still gets the blood
pumping. That being said, at the end of the day, Superman XXX: A Porn
Parody is a movie about people fucking.
Don’t worry, that’s the last time I’ll use such crude and harsh
language, but it’s best to remove all doubt about what this movie is and
what it isn’t.
As a parody, Superman XXX takes the Richard Donner films and tweaks
them just a little, combining some elements from the films and throwing
in a healthy dose of sex along the way. Viewers get to see Dale DaBone
as Jor-El sentencing Zod and his posse to the Negative Zone, and like
the ’78 film, Lex Luthor threatens to destroy Metropolis with a couple
of cruise missiles (or so I’ve heard, I wasn’t born until ’82). While
everyone is fearing the end of the world, Superman saves the day,
without having to spin the Earth backwards or losing Lois to a crack in
the ground.
The second half of the film features General Zod’s escape from the
Negative Zone and arriving on Earth. Superman ends up defeating the
trio, and though there is a fight scene (look at all the thrown
punches), the battle ends quickly, and there isn’t a piece of red
cellophane to be seen. Sadly, the movie ends after Superman and Lois
express their love, with Lex looking on – another plot quickly forming
in his chrome dome.
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